Funniest e-mail I've received

Most of you know I spend hours per week at Starbucks, usually talking it up, but sometimes actually working. Well, one of my friends from there sent me an e-mail about the time I spend there and I thought it was worth sharing.

HELLO MR"CHEERS"....NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY U COME TO STARBUCKS SOOOOO MUCH...AND HONEY, I KNOW ITS NOT TO STUDY.....ITS BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO WHERE EV'RYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAAAME...AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAAAAME....LOL...I JUST REALIZED YOU ARE SUCH AN ATTENTION FREAK... i bet ur dream is to walk in one day and run accross starbucks with your arm out giving everybody high fives... while they cheer u on ...and they play a theme song for you and hold up signs that say GO MIKE!!!... oh my gosh you would so be perfect for those silly starbucks commercials.....ok then i gotta get back to studying.....bye hardcore starbucks fan!!!!

By the way, I'm not an attention freak...